Bonus Episode 19: The Haterade Episode (5-Year Anniversary!!!)

[00:00:00] Hey y'all, this podcast contains cursing, references to alcohol, marijuana, and other drugs, and thirsty comments about adult characters. Thanks for listening!

[00:00:22] Hey y'all, this is My Hero Analysis, a podcast about My Hero Academia, aka Boku no Hero Academia. We are three grown adults who mind Japanese children's cartoons for serotonin because God knows our brains are not making it naturally. Christ, okay. Hell yeah. Yeah. Release your demons. Hey y'all, I'm Fern, and I have a sore throat and I'm a little congested, and I better not be getting sick, but I am probably getting sick. Unacceptable. Gross.

[00:00:52] No. Return. It's because of people's fault. Stupid people. People! I did have a very social weekend, which was absolutely delightful because our friend Margaret came up to see me, and it was, well, to see a show, but also to see me. Um, and it was fantastic, but I'm not surprised that I am now ill, despite massing the entire weekend. Yeah, that makes sense. Yelp did a lot of shit. We did. We did a lot. They did. We were walking like 10 miles a day. It was insane.

[00:01:22] Disgusting. I would never. Nope. Nope. I enjoy, my knees would give out. Yeah. No. My knees almost did. Yeah, no. For me, it's my knees. My knees are my debilitating factor. I have, bless iters, I've talked about this, but I've been, got into a car wreck years ago, and now my knees are fucked up.

[00:01:52] Yep. Yeah. Bitches. Fuck your shit right up. For me, it's my feet and my back. Well, I'm Nicole. I'm very angry, which is fitting for this episode, but listeners, listeners, do you hear that? Do you hear the paper crinkling?

[00:02:12] I had to take, I had to take my notes with pen and paper for this episode, because, because I tried, I tried so hard to be a good millennial who's good at technology, and who is, if not a friend of, then at least an ally of Google, Google Drive, Google Apps, now. But also, fuck Google these days, so. Oh, yes, yes, yes.

[00:02:42] That times infinity. But me and, like, Google Drive specifically, we are enemies. We have been enemies since I was in college. I don't know why it hates me, but I hate it in return. So, I was trying. It was so bad. It was so bad, guys. Oh. I didn't know you could be bad at Google Drive. Me neither. I'm so bad at it, and it hates me, and I hate it. I don't know how you messed up that badly.

[00:03:12] I don't know. It's because we hated each other. I couldn't replicate your error if I tried. No, we are enemies without the two lovers benefit. Oh, my God. So, I was trying. I was at work, right? I was being a responsible little bitch, and I didn't bring my laptop, my home laptop to work. Because, you know, if I bring my home laptop, I'm not working. I didn't work much today anyway, but it's fine. But I didn't bring my laptop because I was like, it's fine. I'll be able to get onto my phone. No.

[00:03:41] First of all, I had to download an app. Disgusting. It makes no sense because I have Google, the stupid fucking Google app on my phone. I have it. It's on my phone. While I had to download another app for Google Drive, no, absolutely not. So then I go into the Google Drive and I log in. It takes me forever because I'm old. Not really.

[00:04:03] I finally get access to it because Fern is laughing behind his computer at my expense, which is fine. But it gives me access and I'm in there and I go to the activity because I'm like, okay, I'm going to see what Fern put on their notes so I can see what I can put on my notes. I have no activity. I have no activity to, I don't know. I don't know.

[00:04:31] So I had to take my notes with pen and paper. And then the only file was something I've never seen in a completely different language. Yeah. That was very clearly not your file. So no, I don't, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what you did. And it wasn't, they were like files that I don't recognize from 2022, 2023. I don't know.

[00:04:56] Well, we do have old files, but yeah, but we would recognize them in English. Yeah. First of all, usually. And then, and then if I wanted to do my notes in Google drive, like, like we usually do on my laptop, my laptop is lovely. I love her. When you do it on your phone, you have to download another app to do Google things in the, in the drive, even though you have the Google drive app, but you have to get another, another app for the, no, no.

[00:05:30] No, it is not stupid, but it is really dumb. It's very stupid. I don't like it. I, enemies, enemies. Also printers don't like me, but that's a whole other thing. No, Nicole's really anti technology today. Listen, it, it wasn't my, it's not my fault. It just happened in college. I don't know what happened. I was there. I love that it's Google drive specifically. Specifically Google drive.

[00:06:00] I have, I don't have, I usually don't have any problem with any other website. It's Google. It's Google. I am so sorry for your struggle, but yes, I will admit I found this incredibly funny. Me too. Oh my God. This is hilarious. Oh, it was amazing. I had a really busy day. So like I briefly saw the struggle just, just briefly. The struggle.

[00:06:29] It was 20 minutes. It means a few things is called struggling. I'm sorry for your struggles. Have to be. It's objectively hilarious. I'm just mad. Like I'm not even laughing at you. I'm laughing at the absurdity of the entire situation where it's like, what is happening?

[00:06:59] It's completely absurd. It is. Oh God. Oh man. I also did you introduce yourself? I did. I said, my name is Nicole and I hate Google. Okay. Yes. Yes. Yes. Uh, Hey y'all. It's Maria. And I have neither seen nor ever looked at these notes as per usual. You're going to add my notes because they're paper.

[00:07:28] I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I hate a technology for once. For once. For once. Yeah. Cause you're not enemies with Google drive. No. Um, I am enemies with wordle though. Fuck wordle. I love wordle. Fuck wordle. Fuck wordle. It.

[00:07:57] Some of the words have been so stupid. You're too hard. I know. Some of them make no fucking sense. I was, I can't remember what fucking word it was. It was like something stupid. And I was like, how the fuck is this a weird real word? I had to go to the hints. I was down to the last one. And then I solved what the word was. And I was like, what the fuck? I used every single goddamn letter. Oh my goodness. Wow. I hate it.

[00:08:24] But anyways, that's the extent of my hate. Oh, and then I'm in the group chat where they sent me, they set like pictures of Yoshi with a big butt. And they called it Yoshi cake. Yoshi cake. Yes. Have y'all seen, has everyone seen the picture of Jigglypuff with a beard? That's also a bush. Yeah. Very important. Yeah. A friend of mine sent me that.

[00:08:54] And I was like, what the fuck? With the bush beard. Yep. The bush beard. I love it. I love it so much. I was like, no. We're Jigglypuff. That was like one of the first things that I woke up to. I was like, I just looked at my phone and I saw I had a bunch of notifications and I was like, okay, I guess I'll go through them. And then I'm going through. And then that woke me up. I was like, what the fuck? That it would. I was like, I'm not awake. I haven't had coffee. What the fuck?

[00:09:21] But you know, honestly, some people's facial hair looks like pubes. It does. It really does. It's unfortunate. For them. For them. Yeah. To us, it's hilarious. Yes. I thoroughly enjoy it. But we're good. Anyways. Hi, I'm Maria. I don't know if I said that. I don't know either. So speaking of cake, Maria, what is your recording snack? I'm eating cake. Damn. That's true. I am eating cake. I'm still eating my cake from the previous episode.

[00:09:49] Because listeners, I like sweet things, but I don't like like sweet things. It's weird. Like if I want something sweet, it has to be a very certain amount. And if it's not more, if it's more than that certain amount, I won't eat it. It's very weird. Oh, and for the listeners, when she says previous episode, she means the one we just finished recording, which will not come out till after this one. But also, time is confusing. But yes. Yeah.

[00:10:20] And listeners, don't worry. I got my burrito. I'm proud. Oh yeah. What kind of burrito did you get? Don't worry about it next week. Don't worry about the burrito. It's just, it's Salteritas, because I'm a bitch ass white bitch. And it's so good. It was so good. It's waiting for me in my microwave. Yes. I want it. I am so ready for spooky time. I want it. Literally right around the fucking corner. I know.

[00:10:48] What do you mean September is almost over? Fuck September. Jesus Christ. Jesus. I blinked and it disappeared. I know. But talking about September, it is our anniversary. Yes. Yes. So this is our fifth year anniversary episode, AKA the Haterade episode. I can't fucking believe we managed to keep this up for five whole years.

[00:11:15] I am surprised too, because I thought I would have been out. Been the first year. I've put effort into something ever. No. For real. The ADHD has been, honestly, it's been fine. Like, I'm surprised. It's because we talk about so much stuff other than MHA. That's true. That's what gives it lasting power. I feel like sometimes it's our catch up time. It is.

[00:11:45] Yes. Especially for me, because I disappear. This is our hangout time and we're just inviting internet strangers. Yeah. And we try to be a little academic about it. We bring current events. We bring literary things into it. Maybe. Sometimes. I have paper. That counts. That's one of us yelling. Yeah. It's me. It's me yelling about Google Drive.

[00:12:15] We just take turns yelling about something. I know. So, listeners, how this is going to go is we're going to take turns talking about aspects of my hero that we don't like or that piss us off. And this could be characters, plot points, world building, whatever. And then after we're done, we're going to read submissions from y'all, the listeners.

[00:12:37] And by that, I mean Jason, Ultima, and Emily, who are the rocks upon which this podcast stands. Thank you. Because we're a church now. No. Catholicism. Not the religious trauma. Also, there will be spoilers. Our bonus episodes are usually pretty spoilery. Yeah. We don't give a fuck. Yeah. You've been warned. Okay. Well, apparently I'm starting. Yep. You're first.

[00:13:08] Oh, God. Okay. So, we all know what my two main things are. Fucking Endeavor and Bynetta. Aw, fucking Bynetta. Superclass Bynetta. There are so many other characters that could have been bi. Why the fuck did it have to be Bynetta? Because he's so chaotic. I literally found my phone. I was scrolling through TikTok one day, just minding my merry own business.

[00:13:37] And all of a sudden, the episode pops up like it normally did when it was still coming out. And I fucking read that. And I literally screamed. And I was like, what the fuck? And then I couldn't say anything because Byn and Nicole had not read it yet. So, I had to wait until they fucking read it. And Byn, no! Byn is not!

[00:14:04] Instead of us being pissed along with you, we decided to be fucking goblins about it. We were delighted. No! You're right. You are right. Nicole and I are just horrible. It's delicious. I've been sitting on this information for a fucking week.

[00:14:37] Only to be let down and betrayed. Betrayed. It was the biggest betrayal. He doesn't deserve to be bisexual. He's given me a bi-erasure. I hate it. I hate it so much.

[00:15:01] I kept sending to the group chat.

[00:15:58] I have feelings about this. Just a little bit. Just a few. That's what this episode is for. Oh my god. Fucking Endeavor. Makes things worse. And also, fuck you Endeavor Apologist. No! He doesn't deserve it! No, no, not hell. He can't go to hell because then he'll just be home. Whatever.

[00:16:26] I want him in a very specific part of Purgatory. Where he can see his family up in heaven having the grand old time. And then, being slightly able to feel the very slight heat from hell. Wait, no. Put him in the part that's like super fucking cold. Yeah, it was cold. See, he'll feel the heat occasionally. And then, all of a sudden, blizzard! Ah, yes. Correct. Correct.

[00:16:55] Constant blizzard. And then, he'll be like it again. And he'll be like, oh, perfect. No! It will be torture for eternity! Fuck Endeavor. Fuck him. Fuck Endeavor, indeed. Fuck Hawks for liking fucking Endeavor. How dare you, Hawks? There's so many other ones! I know. There's so many better! He's so dumb. It adds to his character, honestly. His character complexity that he is so obsessed with fucking Endeavor.

[00:17:25] Fucking Endeavor. Jesus fucking Christ. Oh. He should break every fucking bone in his body. Yeah! Stupid ass bitch in number two. Stupid ass bitch. Fucking bird. Oh, God. But yes, there's probably more than I hate, but those are the two main ones. Well, we started off with a bang. That was glorious. Thank you. That was wonderful. Thank you. My stomach hurts. I still have tears in my eyes! I'm fucking angry!

[00:17:57] Stupid by Netta. Ugh. Can y'all hear me straightening out my paper? Yes. Lucky. Go, go. Okay. I'm next. I don't know who decided that, but okay. Fern did. How dare you? Okay. Reverse order. I don't remember. I don't remember. We discussed this in the past future episode. I don't remember. Oh, we didn't discuss that part. I just decided that reverse order was the way to go. Okay. I still don't remember that.

[00:18:26] I threw my phone. Oh, no. It's fine. I threw it on the bed. I got really angry because I had it in my hand and I was wiping it and I just threw it and I didn't realize I threw it until just now. We're that angry. Stupid by Netta. We gotta send you some new memes. Yes. No! Yes! Don't plague me with this. I'll never recall. I feel like- I'm not looking forward to that episode.

[00:18:57] I feel like- Hold on. It's literally the next one we record. I was about to say- I feel like- I feel like- I feel like Mineta has a fuck ass beard now. Oh, absolutely. He has a stupid ass goatee. He does. It's like fucking endeavor. Yeah. Look at- Look at- Fuck ass fucking little goatee. Goatee man. Just imagine the goatee on the Bineta. Oh, he's got a pube beard. Yeah. Oh God. He does.

[00:19:27] No. He's got the jigglypuff beard. Mm-hmm. Stupid ass bitch. There's so, so many other bad characters. Hell, I would've even taken like- You know what? I would've been even happy with Itchy Man. Itchy Man? What's his face? Fucking- Oh, Shiggy. Yes. Who is Itchy Man? Oh, the main protagonist. Well, Shiggy is clearly gay. So- I don't give a- They're still- That is a gay man right there.

[00:19:57] No, no, actually. The cheese man. The fucking cheese man. No fish. No, the cheese man. Aoyama. No, the cheese man. The cheese man. The cheese man is also clearly gay. Yes, no. Aoyama is clearly gay. It's fine. I love him. Yeah. But no- I would've been angry if it had been the cheese man that came out by. But still, I would've been less angry than I am at fucking Bayonetta. Amazing. Your hook was right there, dammit.

[00:20:26] It's okay. No, it's not. It's fucking horrible, out of here. You're a stupid ass bitch. Stupid ass bitch. Okay. Oh, okay. Alright. Well, getting into my notes, I have half a page, handwritten. Alright, my first one. We did not get any Izuku Dad resolution. It was the only- Oh yeah, that's some stupid shit. Yeah. Yeah. Ridiculous.

[00:20:51] The only Star Wars thing I was kind of looking forward to seeing redone by Horigoshi. Cause, you know, Darth Vader. Bullshit. Nonsense. I am your father. It was right there. Why didn't he Darth Vader-ify him right there when he was turning into a baby? There we go. Perfect reversal. Horigoshi. Stupid ass. The overall Shonen nonsense. We don't need that. It's 2026. It was 2016. We don't need it. We didn't need it. None. Yep. Yep.

[00:21:21] A lot of Shonen nonsense. Agreed. Ridiculous. Alright. And then, spoilers, there is the seemingly combined grief and mourning for Midnight and Obero because of page count. No. They have two graves. They have two funerals. We don't get to see either funeral. We just see them at one grave and we don't know whose grave it is. No. Listeners, they both die. In case you find yourself here first, somehow. Also, no. No. God.

[00:21:49] I hate you for listening out of order. Also, don't listen to the first season. It's really academic. Not as fun. We really- It's pretty- it's not that academic. We say a lot of very silly shit. Yes, but we will- But also, they're very, very long. I'm so proud of us. You know, that's the thing that annoyed me. We- I- we- I know it each- us for- sorry, glisteners, for a very long season. One episode.

[00:22:19] We were starting out. We were trying. Yeah, we grew up. We- We grew up. We started yapping. It's fine. Who needs it? I love that we were like, these episodes are too long. They're over an hour each. And then we made them shorter. And then they eventually expanded again to over an hour each. You're welcome. I mean, at least we weren't like, you know, just us going line by line. Now we have more fun in them. Yeah. We know how to add lip now.

[00:22:46] Like me yelling about a never and his stupid ass fucking beard. Mm-hmm. Get an umbrella. Walk it off. It's a long- Or, you know, Shinzo going to- Afghanistan. Afghanistan. Listeners, I hope you know that because of that, now we just send 9-11 memes. We do. We do. They're not related to MHA in any way. No.

[00:23:12] Because obviously, we are the only instance where 9-11 and MHA intersect. And how the fuck did that happen? I don't- No, it's because we- I don't- I don't quite remember. I just remember at one point like- Oh, I know. I remember how it happened. I just like- It was more an expression of like, how? Like, existentially. How? How did that happen? That was a bonus episode. That was a fucking bonus episode. That was a fucking bonus episode. You're welcome.

[00:23:41] It was me talking about nonsense. We were storytelling. No, we were storytelling- Because we were talking- It was one of our- My hero scopes. We did a lot of storytelling on those, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And it just kept going and then- Yeah, Shinzo just- He went to Afghanistan because 9-11. Mm-hmm. So yeah, that's how- Listeners, if you find it, let us know because- Yeah. Remind us how we got here. Yeah. Nicole made a joke about-

[00:24:08] Or someone made a joke about like, imagine you finally get into the class that you've been wanting to get into like, all year and then 9-11 happens. And then 9-11 happens. And then they send you to Afghanistan. Yeah. And it's just- Because that's exactly what happened. Oh my God. It was a perfect metaphor. It was. It was great. I loved it. Okay. All right. Moving along, now on my list. Again, fucking paper, fucking Google. The straight propaganda.

[00:24:38] Yeah. All of it. Yeah. But most importantly- Except stupid, Bionetta, which shouldn't have happened. There were so many others. I was gonna say, other than, like, everything up to is its own point and then the epilogue episode is its whole other point of the straight propaganda. Yup. I explicitly refrained from talking about the epilogue because- It does not exist?

[00:25:07] No, it exists and we're gonna yell about it. I have like, notes. Yeah. Yeah, he does. Like, oh my God. But anyway, sorry. Continuable. That catch the fuck episode was so somber. We were so pissed. Ugh. Disgusting. Anyway. Oh yeah. I didn't- I was like, whatever. Yeah. I saw it coming. You were like, immunized with your years of experience. Yeah. No.

[00:25:36] The only straight ships that I still, to this day, is the fairy tale ships. They are very well done straight ships. Because there's yearning. Yes. And it's yearning done properly. Yes. Shonen never does it. No. But fairy tale is the exception. Which is why, even people who love fanservice and who like, who this main ship is still- Everybody's still fucking waiting!

[00:26:03] But that's a whole nother episode and a whole nother show. That's a whole other haterade. It's- Oh yeah, I remember we discussed that in the fairy tale episode. We did. Yes, for 20 fucking years! It still hasn't happened. Literally the 20 year anniversary was like this month. Oh my God. It's canon in every other universe. Because there's multiple universes, by the way. But! There's 20!

[00:26:31] It's been 20 years and they're still not fucking canon! Bullshit! Anyways, continuing on to MHA. Sorry Nicole. It's okay babe. I love it. Alright, next on my list. Gentle criminal and his nonsense when he's first introduced. No! I love gentle! No! Disagree. Hard disagree. He's stupid. He's stupid. He's a stupid bitch ass YouTuber. He is and I love him. No! Exactly! That's why we love him.

[00:27:00] He's my stupid bitch ass YouTuber. Disgusting! He's just a bitch. And not even a good bitch. He's just a man bitch. He doesn't feel adequate enough and he takes it out on the internet. No. I mean... He was a male podcaster. That's what we're doing babe. What? We're not male podcasters! Close enough. Close enough! How dare you! Oh god.

[00:27:30] Ugh. Fine. If we must gloss over gentle criminals nonsense. No, no, no. That's okay. Keep going. We'll just disagree with you the whole time. Yeah, no. It's fine. It's fine. I feel like Maria was Bainetta. I know. Disgusting. He wasn't as good as his classmate and he took it out on poor, sad little gas station attendants. No! Also, the classmate you were jealous of, his theme was bamboo.

[00:28:00] Get a life. I was going to make these next ones their own bullet points, but I think it works better together. Everyone's naked? No. Toga? Naked? No. Hagakure? Naked? No. Mirio? Naked? No. Pred... Hold on. My cats are yelling. Shut up! I think it worked.

[00:28:29] Yeah, they're like, what the fuck was that sound? That needs to be kept in the room. Oh, it's being kept. That's hilarious. I really hope the mic picked it up. Yeah, it did. It must have because y'all heard it. Well, you know what I mean. I hope it saved properly. Whatever. My brain can't words. I was so angry, it just scrambled the microphone.

[00:28:57] No, it came out very clear. I enunciated my other life in the theater. Yeah, but no. The nakedness? No. Just... Just... No. All the wrong people are naked. Yes. That's facts. What'd you say? I said all the wrong people are naked. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, also, Midnight's naked a lot when she's still a minor. No. Yeah, no. That's weird. Now, adult Midnight's naked. Why are you still yelling?

[00:29:28] Yeah, adult Midnight can be as naked as she wants. Yeah. And she's hot. But no. When she was doing her stupid fuck-ass internship with fucking Prince. Another thing. I don't hate it, but it's still fucking weird. She was naked. No. Enough of the naked. Put... Put... Put it away. Nobody wants to see that. Especially you, Mario. Put your dick away in the gym full of minors. Look, the 13 year olds watching it secretly desperately want to see Mario naked.

[00:29:57] That's fine. That's what turning off the safe search on Google does. I accidentally, which I was trying to find... You know the PowerPoint I did? I was trying to find stupid fuck-ass screenshots of Mario. Oh yeah, we gotta post that PowerPoint to TikTok or something. Yeah, or something. But I Googled him without turning my safe search on. Scarred for life. Oh God. So many animated dicks.

[00:30:27] No. Get nasty. Okay. So, and now dovetailing off of the naked nonsense. We have Night Eyes nonsense, just in general. Just Night Eye. He's gross. He's stupid. Oh God. Yeah. I'm gonna rant. Yeah, that's fair. I forgot about ranting about that. Like, like, bitch, you can see the future. Okay. That's very well documented in all the literature. Go read some and calm down. Take his annex. You're fine. Also, you're gay, but you're fine.

[00:30:56] He is palike. He is palike. Man's needs to get dicked down. Yeah. I think he would be fine. He would be. That would have solved a lot of Toshi's problems if they had just dicked down. Yeah. Yeah, seriously. Yeah. Like, go, go have the sex and then go lay down. You'll be fine. Maybe have some cake. Yes. Have, have the dicking down and then the cake. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I literally wrote Google apps on this handwritten list. Well.

[00:31:28] I love you. I love you so much. I'm so glad we're friends. Um, also, what the hell year even is it in MHA? No idea. I need to know. Because, because all the nonsense of, of it being- It's like 2050 or something. No. Because like, all the nonsense of it being like the dark ages of quirks when AFO was really- It was 1980. Was it?

[00:31:57] I don't know! That's the problem! I mean, from what I've gathered, it was after modern society. Yeah. Yeah. But then why would they still just have cell phones? Did they just regress because of AFO? Yeah, they regressed a little bit, but then enough of the tech survived that they were able to pick back up. No. Yeah, because everything went to shit for like years when one for all was out there doing his fuck shit. And then society had to rebuild itself up after.

[00:32:27] Yeah, but it wasn't even like five full generations. Horikoshi. So it's like at least 2100. Yeah, that's why they were able to pick back up is because it hadn't been long enough for like all of the information to be lost. I don't like it. But they just weren't able to progress. I don't like it. It's wrong. Also, why would it matter if, if Japan was in the dark ages? Wouldn't all the other countries proceed as normal? It's like the Hunger Games again. No. No. If one country goes down, they all go down. Yes.

[00:32:57] There's- They depend on each other. It's like a domino effect. Yeah. I don't like it. Especially a big player like Japan. Yeah. And also like everybody is getting quirks at the same time. So like- They're having their own nonsense. Yeah. But they didn't make a calendar. Well, you know. Yeah, Nicole needs the calendar, Horikoshi. I desperately need the calendar. It does not make sense. They just put 20XXX. Usually that's what they do on a lot of anime. I don't like it though.

[00:33:27] I hate it! Pick it up with Horikoshi! Horikoshi, do better! Angrily crinkles paper. Angrily crinkles paper. Ugh. Okay. Okay. I could go into the fact that I'm mad about the red shoe theory, but then I have to remind myself that it was in fact just a fan theory, even though Horikoshi could have ridden it. Oh, they also never- they never addressed how, you know, Denki was supposed to be like

[00:33:54] the main red herring for the traitor thing because he did the salute thing that Regestro does. That was never addressed. I mean, that was also just another fan theory. I don't- it was in the text though. They did the same salute, it's suspicious, and yet it was never addressed. I think they both just- that's just like a thing they do when they're thinking. I don't believe you. Anyway. I hate it. Finally. What else?

[00:34:23] Where is the gene- the genetic philosophy course? Yes. It's never discussed. I need that. Like, the souls are now stored in your DNA because you also have a superpower. How does that even happen? Horikoshi- that's- it's never- it's never explored either. It's just like, oh yeah, we have ghosts in our blood. We're just gonna keep- we're just gonna keep copying quirks and putting them in the jars of the gel and the nomu.

[00:34:52] But we're not gonna address the fact we have ghosts in our blood. Yep. Yep. I'm also very, very upset about that still. Yep. We need- we need the genetics, Horikoshi! We need the genetic philosophy, and then we also need the second course involving how brainwashing creates astral projection conference calls. Yes. Because that's what happens in the sports festival. And again, it was never addressed. Yeah. We need- we need to know how all of this connects Horikoshi.

[00:35:19] Honestly, at this point, at this point, you don't even have to like textbook explain it. Just explore it. Just- yeah. Play with the concept more. Do a one-shot that's not also tied to some weird lost media that I can't access on the internet because I'm scared of the internet because I'm apparently a fucking Luddite boomer who can't use Google Drive. Put it on Crunchyroll! I still haven't seen the zombies episode. I still haven't either. Yes. Please.

[00:35:49] We want to watch them. Horikoshi. Get on that. Horikoshi! I know you're listening. You finally did your second project. You're back at your computer or whatever the fuck you used to make your art. Learn English and listen to our demands. Please. That's all I got. Excellent. Excellent. Beautiful. Love it. All right. Now it's my turn. What was that one thing that I was going to rant about, Nicole, that you mentioned? The genetics and the souls and the genes. Before that.

[00:36:19] Naked. Toga. No. After that? Shoes. No. Father. No. Listeners, go into the future. Listen to the episode we published. Wait, wait, wait. Well, just like go down your list again. You'll mention it. Go down my list again. No. No Izuku dad resolution. Not that. Shown in nonsense. Not that. The combined funeral and mourning for Midnight and Obero. Not that. Stupid.

[00:36:49] Straight propaganda. Not that. Including in the epilogue, which is nonsense. Gentle's primary nonsense when he was a bitch-masked YouTuber. No. Everyone being naked. No. Nighteye. Yes. There we go. Okay. We found it. All right. All right. We're just gonna do that over. Okay. Hi. Fern. No, I don't say hi. Jesus Christ. Okay.

[00:37:19] Hi. Hi. I'm Fern and I hate Nighteye. All right. Okay. My turn. First things first. Fan service is too straight. Yes, I know this is a shounen. No, I don't care. I want hot butches and I want them now. Yeah. Yes. A lot of hot ladies. There could be more. There could be more. There could be butches this time. Yes. Yes.

[00:37:48] Again, this is why I like fairy tale. Fairy tale has a lot of- They got hot butches? But yes. Why do I say it like that? Yes. They have a lot of hot- You know, for- A lot of people say it gets a lot of hate because there's a lot of fan service. But here's the thing. There's fan service for all types. Excellent. Excellent. Everybody gets fan service. Hell, one of the guys is constantly in his underwear because he forgets he has clothes on. Put your pants on, sir.

[00:38:21] It's not hard to wear pants. Love it. But he's hot, so it's fine. Put your dick away, hot man. I want more butches and I want more adults to be naked instead of teenagers. Yeah. Yes. Enough with the naked. Also still mad that we never got the dad reveal. Yes. And again, I'm going to save my dissection and it is a dissection of the epilogue for a future episode because I will need pages. Yes. And then Night Eye, the fucking tickle machine.

[00:38:51] Yeah, that was gross. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it so much. I literally cannot watch that scene. Every time it comes up, I skip it. You have to. I think I skipped watching the entire episode and I made Nicole do the notes for that episode. You did. Yes. Because I hate that fucking episode. There's no reason for it. The tickle machine and the Izuku trying to get the ring. That whole, I don't know what it is. I hate it so much.

[00:39:21] I hate it so much. I hate it so much. It's so, but it's so cringe. It is very cringe. Usually I love cringe. I embrace it wholeheartedly. But it was so, it was so, it was so, it was so, like, randomly cringe. Like, it, oh, oh, it makes my soul shrivel up. The whole thing. It's so bad. Uh, honestly, that's one of the least cringey things I've seen. So, I just. I know. I know.

[00:39:46] It's just, it hits a very, very, very specific note for me that I just full body recoil. It's like, it's like your anti, anti G spot of cringe. Yes. It's like the opposite of my G spot. Yes. Yes. Yes. But the thing that bugs me most is Toga's death. First of all, she died of blood loss. Ridiculous.

[00:40:12] That fucking Dobby is out here looking like that ancient fish from SpongeBob. Looking like a fucking burnt french fry. Ancient fish from SpongeBob. Hold on. In the chocolate episode. That's him though. The spine lady, yes. That's him. That's him. That's what he looks like. That is him. Yes, he is. And he gets to survive. Mm hmm. Mm hmm.

[00:40:43] Endeavor got put through a cheese grater. Survived. Yeah. Now he's. Caught to be fucking died and came back. That was beautiful though. How dare you? Yeah. And it was important for the plot. Oh, it was amazing. And I loved it. And I would never take it back. But also blood loss. Blood loss. She's a vampire. Really? Blood loss. Blood loss. Blood loss. No sense. Horikoshi. How dare you? Horikoshi.

[00:41:12] You're, you're, you're, you're re-hating nonsense. That's so fucking absurd. I know they made you kill Octoga. I know you didn't want to. Blood loss. Anyway. Okay. I've got to move on. You could have just chopped her head off. It would have been more believable. Yes. But also they had to make it emotional. But then also, also there was a very obvious chance in the narrative for Hawks to redeem

[00:41:36] himself for twice his murder and for like their joint arc to come full circle with Hawks giving Toga some of his blood, thus saving her life. Why else would they have the same blood type Horikoshi? They're both type B. Why? Why? Why else were they on the same battlefield when they started off on completely different battlefields? Mm-hmm. But then ended at the same one. Why? It was right there. This is, this enrages me. Yeah.

[00:42:04] I was so convinced this was going to happen. Go back and listen to our cash the fuck up episodes. Yeah. I. It should have happened. It made perfect literary sense. I thought I was picking up on all of the narrative clues. I was like, yeah, this makes perfect sense. I see the arc. And then it, it just didn't. And then it just didn't happen. I feel like that's what would have happened if the fucking publishing monster didn't get in the way.

[00:42:30] I have to believe that because otherwise I'm never forgiving Horikoshi for this blunder. I, I, I feel like I've read or seen somewhere that he had planned for Toga to survive. Like. He had. Yeah. With. And there was going to be this whole scene with, um. With the blood. Jocko fulfilling her promise and leaving blood for her in the woods. Yeah. Yeah. And it would have been via Hawks. Uh huh. But they made him cut it because they're a bunch of bitches. Ugh. Stupid ass bitch.

[00:42:59] Whoever you are, we will find you and give you a fate worse than Maria's punishment of Bainetta. We're putting them in the tickle machine. Oh. No, if anything is worse than my chamber of torture, so. Oh yeah. His, uh, his purgatory hole. I can't remember what we called it. It's been a while since we've done one. His oubliette. His oubliette. Yeah. His oubliette. Whatever the fuck it's called. Yep. Because he hasn't come up yet. But he will!

[00:43:28] He will! He will! Maria's putting him back in the hole! He's still- No! He never left the hole to begin with! He's just going in! He's putting him even further in the hole! He became bi in the hole, so we dug him another hole! Stupid ass! Ken! Why? Eric is in with a great bitch! Oh god. Okay. But this is not me losing my shit, this is Fern, so.

[00:43:58] Alright, so now we're going to move on to Emily's. I did not let Nicole or Maria read these. Um, so we're gonna go with Emily next. Can y'all see that if I highlight it on my end? Yes, but I have scrolled up and now I can't see it. Okay, yes. Look away please. Yes. It's not so much for Emily's, but Jason's- Yes. Jason, you know why I saved you for last. You know. I'm very curious. I am very curious too.

[00:44:28] Alright, so Emily said, what I hate. Correct. Not enough eraser mic content, correct? Yes, correct. Kiramina. Or Bakudeku. Yep. Give the people what they want. Yes. Correct. Correct, correct. And then, sweet thing. She said, sorry for the street ship. My partner and I are the same signs as Kiramina, so I'm invested. Darling, you never have to apologize for your ships. We're insane. Yeah. But like, you're allowed to ship things. Yes. And also- Kiramina makes sense. It does. It does.

[00:44:58] I don't agree with this. It makes more sense than other things. It doesn't make sense. You're allowed to ship what you want. It's okay. It's okay. And we accept you and love you. Unless it's Vainetta. Fuck Vainetta. Put Vainetta in any ship and Maria will come for you. Speaking of, Emily says, also literally Minetta. If he was more creepy toward the guys, I would be more okay with him somehow. Like, Vainetta makes him less despicable because he's not just creeping on women.

[00:45:28] No! He's also creeping on women. No! And other genders. Vainetta. Jesus. Emily, this is nothing against you. I love that you also hate him. But, no! I knew that would trigger you. All right. So, on to Jason D'Ultima.

[00:45:57] Jason, what did you do? And a little bit also Emily because she had a comment and I included it. Whatever. We'll get there. Okay. I'm nervous. Let me see here. Okay. So, Jason D'Ultima commented, Honestly, I'm really trying to rack my brain for anything I hate about MHA. Endeavor and Minetta are too easy a target so I'm not going to put them. But other than that, I guess one of the things I absolutely hate is how they handled Midnight's death.

[00:46:24] One of the worst choices by Horikoshi to just have her death be off screen like it doesn't matter. All we get is a shot of her bloodied mask while a character like Sir Nighteye gets a whole thing. Correct. Correct, Jason. You're correct. That is very correct. Yes, indeed. And then later he commented, I thought of something else I hate. It's the bullshit of All for One. I get that that dude has been around for decades but holy fuck, plot armor central.

[00:46:49] I thought about how he countered Stain's quirk in the final war and my god, it's just so bullshit. Yeah. At least Horikoshi gave some kind of semi-believable explanation as to why he would have a quirk like Ludlet. But god, that is such a cop out. He didn't even get a moment to shine because I so happen to have this quirk that perfectly counters your quirk. Yeah. Correct. Correct. Correct. I've blocked out how much I hate Stain's death because I'm still in denial.

[00:47:19] I know. That didn't happen. No. He's alive and he's All Might's twink. Yep. And vice versa. They're dating. That's facts. They're married. That tongue is going places that Toshi didn't even know he had. Oh, goodness. Indeed. So then Emily responded in the comments. And I thought it was great. So I'm including it.

[00:47:47] She said, it reminds me of playing mermaids as a kid. You choose to have like water as your mermaid powder. And they're like, I'm choosing elements as mine. Rude. No. Rude. That's cheating. Rude. You can't just be the avatar because somebody said they wanted to be a waterbender. You're a mermaid. Why do you need fire? Fuck you. Fire wouldn't work underwater. Yeah. Actually. We're not getting into the chemistry of it.

[00:48:17] It wouldn't work. You're just being a bitch who wants everything. They have the power of all the elements. They could make volcanic. Yeah. That's why I said. But also still rude. That's why I didn't say earthen. Yeah. That is very rude. Yeah. But also Jason Deltima. No. I under. Well, yeah. Endeavor is very easy to hate. And also Mineta. But also. Bye Nana specifically. Jason. How dare you erase Maria's hatred?

[00:48:47] I think you knew we were going to cover it. All right. All right. All right. The moment we've been waiting for. Hold on. Before. Before. Why are we yelling? I don't even know who's growling at who right now. Why are we yelling? Children. Okay. Hold on. I do have to investigate. Hold on. No worries.

[00:49:17] The gay Republican just had Hudson Williams cornered. Naughty. Why? Why? Why? Why? Because he's a Republican. He literally had her cornered under the desk. Naughty. She doesn't even do anything to him. She's just really into Buddy. And not him. Hold on. Hold on. Yeah. Do you need to go separate them?

[00:49:47] He's been possessed by Lindsey Graham. I swear. There. Yes. Oh God. Okay. I'm sorry. No worries. There was actual howling involved. Okay. We're good now. Brace yourselves. I'm ready. Jason says. And hot take time. Mirko is overrated. Ah! You bitch. I don't know. You absolute bitch. How dare you?

[00:50:16] That's a muscle mommy. That's a muscle mommy. That's a fuck? She sacrifices all her limbs. How dare you? And also, she's wacko. She is fucking crazy. She's crazy and she's muscly and she's hot, Jason. Jason. She's so determined. Jason. Jason. Jason, how could you do this to us? Rahil! We've been betrayed. We're putting you in the Mina Minetta brainwashing chair. And fix this.

[00:50:48] Speaking of which, so we still haven't decided on a topic for our Halloween episode. Okay. I'm thinking if y'all are cool with this, and Jason, if you accept this mission, comment again with more detail about why you think this. About how you're incorrect. I will attempt to convince you otherwise. Yeah.

[00:51:11] And that will be our Halloween episode, is me making the case for why Mirko is the opposite of overrated. Underrated. She is underrated, actually. She's the greatest hero of all. Fuck Deco. But also, listeners, if you have another one. It's literally perfect on the only reason this podcast exists. Literally. Yes, actually. It's literally the only reason this podcast exists. But also. We may have to bring some other hot takes, though, to Halloween. Yes.

[00:51:41] Hot take Halloween. So, listeners, give us your hot takes. Yes. And we will. If you don't, we will. Give our hot takes. Well, I guess this kind of was the hot take episode. No, this was the haterade episode. No, no. This is the haterade episode. This is very different. Okay, okay, okay, fine. Fine, fine, fine. I agree with our haterades. We're always correct. Except, Jason. No. Well. Jason, you are deeply incorrect in this one thing. Deeply. How dare you?

[00:52:11] How dare you come on our podcast with your nonsense? How could you do this to us? We've relied on you for so long. How could you do this? I called you our podcast rock. You are not Peter. We have not built our church upon you. Get out. This is Peter's betrayal. This is Peter's betrayal right here. I know my Bible. I don't know how I know my Bible, but I know it. I don't know how you know that either. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:52:37] Because we were shoved it down our throats in so many movies. I didn't go to church though. That's the problem. No. I went to church. No. You don't necessarily need to go to church. As long as you live in the South, someone will shove it down your throat. That's fair. Also, I think it was the Da Vinci Code. I read that way too young. Honestly, I never read that. Or watched the movie. It probably does not hold up. The book was fine. Especially because it- Yeah. It definitely doesn't hold up. It didn't hold up then. No. Put it that way. No.

[00:53:07] Especially- Definitely doesn't hold up now. But also religious trauma, so I never wanted to watch it. Also- That's fair. What was it? The Blood of Christ or whatever that fucking movie was. My mom loved it and she would play it all the fucking time. Oh, Passion of the Christ. Yeah, my mom made us watch that when we were not old enough. I zoned the fuck out so badly. My dissociation brain- I think- It was insane. I think my parents told us we shouldn't watch it because it was like weird. So- My mom-

[00:53:37] I don't even know if they watched it. Sarah cried the whole time. I managed to hold out until the part where they were nailing in the nails. And that's when I lost it. Horrifying. So there was that one. And then there was also one in Spanish that played every fucking Christmas. Oh. Every fucking Christmas. Why would you ruin Christmas with the death? Don't ruin Christmas with Easter. Every fucking Christmas. Don't ruin Christmas with Easter. Watch it. You would have to fucking watch it every fucking Christmas. Oh, goodness.

[00:54:07] It was awful. Yeah. I'm so glad I'm an adult. And I can make my own goddamn decisions. Yeah. We don't have to do any of that anymore. Yeah. Now we just watch the 24 hours of a Christmas story for no reason. Yep. I watch the Santa Claus movies and the Grinch. And the Grinch. But anyway, Jason. Elf. Your betrayal brought up our religious trauma. I hope you're happy. Jason, you triggered the Catholicism and evangelicalism in us.

[00:54:37] That's some shit. That's some shit. Indeed. Indeed. Oh. I did not think we had religious trauma would come out. No. It always. I mean, let's be real. It's not like it's hard. We trusted Jason not to trigger us. But here he comes with the Mirko slander. How dare you. Now we have to dive into Judas Iscariot. Thanks, Jason. Oh. Thanks, Obama.

[00:55:06] So yeah, Jason. Jason, give me more details. Give me something to work with. And then I will change your mind. Oh my God. I'll change your mind. I think I can do it. Yeah. Have you seen her? First of all. She's fucking hot. And she's bonkers. That's even better. Yes. We love a crazy bitch. She's hot and she's bonkers. She decapitated someone with her thighs. Bruh. It was great. Honestly, 10 out of 10. 10 out of 10.

[00:55:35] That's the way I want to go. A billion out of 10. Yes. Like if I was to die by decapitation of thighs, I would do it gladly. Yeah. Yeah. Alrighty. Final comments. Jason, you're wrong. Bynetta. Fuck Bynetta. Jason is wrong. Fuck Google Drive. Yes. Correct. Watch this episode be so haunted you can't like render it or whatever the fuck the word is.

[00:56:03] Don't speak that negativity out into the world. Don't do that. I've been cursing the drive that we are using actively this whole time. That's different. It can't be haunted any more than my hatred. It goes back 10 years. Wait. No. 16 years. I don't think I ever used Google Drive in college.

[00:56:25] I had to use it for my goddamn creative writing classes because it was the only thing that bridged the gap between the not max and the max. I lost all brain function, but we had to use it because it was the only thing that like we could all access. Mm hmm. Stupid. Yeah. I don't think I ever used it. I mean, maybe I did. There's probably a paper or two in there somewhere. I started using it when I started writing my novel that I have never finished.

[00:56:53] And it's so untouched to this day for, it's been about two or three years. I'm sure it's great. How dare you? I'll get back to it eventually when the ADHD hits. Yeah. It's like, oh, a hobby. Yeah. Well, a friend of mine gave me today like many diamond paintings with little ghosties for her. Ooh. So yeah, that's because I'm still working on Nicole's. Uh, Nicole, you will get it. I swear.

[00:57:19] But with the moving and the drama and the wedding, stupid fucking wedding. The stupid wedding and the stupid Bionetta and the stupid layoffs. Everything is terrible. Why isn't Trump dead yet? Exactly. Indeed. You know what? If he died on Halloween, that'd be great. Oh my God. That'd be fucking awesome. Wait, watch. He'll die when this episode drops. Oh. Oh. We were not there. Speaking into existence.

[00:57:49] Wherever there was, we were not there. Allegedly. I am fucking getting drunk as shit. I'm eating my burrito. Wow. Yeah, we need to close this out. I gotta eat. We got, we gotta go. Okay. This has been really long. This has been my hero analysis and Jason's wrongness. You'll hear us again soon being correct. And in the meantime, go beyond plus ultra and thirst responsibly for the bonkers. And hate irresponsibly.

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