Happy Halloween, y'all! Join us as Maria guides us through the horoscopes of beloved My Hero Academia villains Tomura Shigaraki, Himiko Toga, and Dabi/Touya Todoroki. Want more? Visit our website, myheroanalysis.com. Thanks for listening!
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[00:00:30] Almost two years since the last Heroscope special. It was January 1st, 2023 that I think it was released.
[00:00:40] Oh my god.
[00:00:42] We're old.
[00:00:44] Yes, we're very, very old.
[00:00:47] Oh my god.
[00:00:48] I went and looked back for it. The last time we recorded it was in, I want to say November.
[00:00:55] Yikes.
[00:00:56] Oh my god. We've lived like 10 lifetimes in those two years.
[00:01:01] At least.
[00:01:02] Yup.
[00:01:03] Oh my god.
[00:01:04] It's, uh, it's a lot.
[00:01:06] Um, but anyways, we decided to bring it back for spooky season. Since it is Halloween, I decided to do it on our favorite villains, Shiggy, Toga, and Dobby.
[00:01:16] Yes.
[00:01:17] Doing Kuro Giri, cause boy is, is complicated in many ways. And also, all for one sucks and he can, he doesn't deserve one.
[00:01:26] So.
[00:01:26] He does not have an astrological sign.
[00:01:30] His astrological sign is bitch.
[00:01:32] Bitch.
[00:01:34] Bitch.
[00:01:35] Uh, so I am super excited for this episode. I am the spooky bitch and villains are fun.
[00:01:42] I am most excited about Fern and Nicole's reactions though. I also totally did these notes while watching The Incredibles 2 and I feel like Korokoshi would be proud.
[00:01:52] Oh yeah.
[00:01:53] Oh yeah. Um, uh, I'm Nicole. I'm going into this completely blind cause I had to work today. Disgusting. Uh, but I am so excited.
[00:02:02] I'm also very excited. Can't wait to roast our evil little children, but also I'm going to be real sad.
[00:02:09] Yeah.
[00:02:10] Oh yeah.
[00:02:10] I feel like you are.
[00:02:11] I'm excited. Go ahead. I just took a bite of my pretzel bite. So, gotta chew on that.
[00:02:16] I miss pretzels.
[00:02:18] Aww.
[00:02:19] Aww.
[00:02:20] Aww.
[00:02:21] I need to try some gluten free ones. See if I can find any that don't suck.
[00:02:25] We need to find you some celiac lactate or like, invent it.
[00:02:29] Why is that not a thing?
[00:02:31] I know.
[00:02:32] Oh my God.
[00:02:33] It would be so nice.
[00:02:35] Anyway.
[00:02:36] We got derailed by pretzel bites.
[00:02:38] Okay. Time for spooky hero scopes for our bad bitches.
[00:02:43] But anyway.
[00:02:43] Ooh, can we call these villain scopes?
[00:02:45] Ooh, villain scopes. Yes.
[00:02:47] Yay.
[00:02:48] Uh, so Shiggy, Toga, and Dobby have been a trio of sass, crass, and ass.
[00:02:54] Oh my God. Tag yourself. Sass, crass, or ass.
[00:02:58] Ass.
[00:03:00] Up first is the Mr. Cryberry villain and itchy boy, Shiggy.
[00:03:05] Dehydrated skin that needs moisturizing, was born on April 4th, making him an Aries bitch.
[00:03:11] Of course, he is a fire sign and he is also ruled by Mars.
[00:03:16] That's my mom's birthday.
[00:03:21] That's so funny.
[00:03:22] Does she also need lotion?
[00:03:24] No.
[00:03:25] Her skin is pretty good.
[00:03:27] Yeah, I would say so.
[00:03:30] She a fire sign though.
[00:03:31] Yeah.
[00:03:32] Poor Shiggy.
[00:03:34] Bless you.
[00:03:35] So fire signs tend to be passionate signs and are fueled by the need to create their own light.
[00:03:41] They deeply care about those they consider family.
[00:03:44] However, they shine for themselves and their own light.
[00:03:47] Their biggest struggle of fire signs is realizing not only the active approach, but the passive approach also works.
[00:03:54] Yeah, freaking Rams.
[00:03:56] Yeah.
[00:03:57] They're very stubborn.
[00:03:58] They're like, oh, a wall?
[00:04:00] Time to blow it up.
[00:04:02] I'm gonna run into it.
[00:04:04] It's like there are other options, babe.
[00:04:06] No.
[00:04:07] That's not a door.
[00:04:09] Nope.
[00:04:10] There are no other options.
[00:04:12] Mm-hmm.
[00:04:12] So Shiggy being a fire sign is so fitting.
[00:04:16] He is a dramatic bitch numero uno.
[00:04:19] He is the spearhead of the League of Villains and is constantly in the spotlight.
[00:04:24] Very much.
[00:04:25] Very much.
[00:04:26] So Shiggy also believes that by making a big bang, the hero society will change and he wants to be at the center of it all.
[00:04:34] Also, his fucking monologues.
[00:04:38] They're the worst.
[00:04:39] So Mars is the planet of a war in action.
[00:04:44] I started giggling.
[00:04:46] This is too perfect.
[00:04:48] Again.
[00:04:50] So Shiggy being born under the planet of war in action makes so much sense.
[00:04:55] He is one of the catalysts for a lot of the things that are that happened within the MHA series.
[00:05:03] You can see, however, Shiggy grows from a whiny bitch who just wants to be the center of the villain world to an actual leader in the villain world.
[00:05:11] A lot of people born under Mars are like this, unfortunately or fortunately.
[00:05:16] Mm-hmm.
[00:05:18] So Mars conjunction with Aries is the beginnings and changes.
[00:05:23] Oh, yeah.
[00:05:25] Shiggy is literally a catalyst for the beginning of the changes within hero society.
[00:05:30] He plans to shake up the hero world in ways it hasn't had been before and that changed the way how people viewed heroes as well.
[00:05:38] Oh, yeah.
[00:05:39] Yeah.
[00:05:40] Catalyst.
[00:05:41] Catalyst.
[00:05:42] That's him.
[00:05:43] Yes.
[00:05:43] Yes.
[00:05:44] So now for strengths and weaknesses.
[00:05:47] Strengths.
[00:05:48] Courageous.
[00:05:48] Determined.
[00:05:49] Confident.
[00:05:50] Enthusiastic.
[00:05:51] Optimistic.
[00:05:51] Honest.
[00:05:52] And passionate.
[00:05:53] Well, he's definitely determined and passionate.
[00:05:56] I would say he's more hard-headed, but same difference.
[00:06:00] Yeah, yeah.
[00:06:00] He pushes it all the way to hard-ass headedness.
[00:06:03] I like how optimistic is on here.
[00:06:06] That's very interesting.
[00:06:06] I know.
[00:06:07] I guess he has to have some sort of courage and optimism to go against the hero society.
[00:06:15] Yeah.
[00:06:16] He's optimistically pessimistic.
[00:06:19] Yeah.
[00:06:19] Like, I mean, I guess determination and passion go hand in hand with optimism.
[00:06:24] Like you can't have one without the other.
[00:06:26] Yeah, you have to be optimistic.
[00:06:28] Like optimistic doesn't necessarily mean happy.
[00:06:30] Yeah.
[00:06:30] He's optimistic about his goals of destruction.
[00:06:33] Yeah.
[00:06:34] Optimistic just means you think something can be done.
[00:06:37] Yes.
[00:06:38] Yes.
[00:06:39] You're going to have that positive outcome of destruction.
[00:06:42] Yeah.
[00:06:43] Yeah.
[00:06:43] Positive as in what you yourself view as a positive.
[00:06:49] So, weaknesses, impatient, moody, short-tempered, impulsive, aggressive.
[00:06:55] Check.
[00:06:55] All right.
[00:06:56] Yep.
[00:06:56] Yep.
[00:06:56] Check.
[00:06:58] Guilty.
[00:07:00] Guilty.
[00:07:01] Guilty.
[00:07:03] Likes and dislikes.
[00:07:05] Guilty.
[00:07:06] Likes comfortable clothing, taking leadership roles, physical challenges, and individual sports.
[00:07:13] He's a gamer.
[00:07:14] Of course he likes individual sports.
[00:07:17] Oh my God.
[00:07:18] Imagine a world where Shiggy's dad doesn't suck and instead he just like gets into wrestling.
[00:07:26] Yes.
[00:07:28] Or golf.
[00:07:29] Imagine Shiggy on a fucking golf course.
[00:07:31] Shiggy golfer.
[00:07:33] Oh God.
[00:07:35] That broke me.
[00:07:36] With his silly little plaid shorts, but still wearing his hoodie.
[00:07:42] Golfer Shiggy.
[00:07:44] Golfer Shiggy.
[00:07:46] Listeners, I'm begging you.
[00:07:49] Please.
[00:07:51] Fan art.
[00:07:53] Give us the fan art.
[00:07:54] Fan art.
[00:07:54] We need it.
[00:07:55] Oh my God.
[00:07:58] Oh God.
[00:07:59] I'm crying.
[00:08:01] You're welcome.
[00:08:03] So.
[00:08:03] Dislikes.
[00:08:04] Inactivity.
[00:08:05] Delays.
[00:08:06] Work that does not use one's talent.
[00:08:10] Am I an Aries?
[00:08:11] I know.
[00:08:12] I was thinking, I was like, are all Aries autistic?
[00:08:15] Yeah.
[00:08:15] They must be.
[00:08:19] So.
[00:08:20] In conclusion.
[00:08:21] Shiggy is a dramatic ass bitch from birth.
[00:08:24] Yeah.
[00:08:25] Oh yeah.
[00:08:25] The stars decreed it.
[00:08:27] Yep.
[00:08:28] Yep.
[00:08:28] Okay.
[00:08:29] Moving on.
[00:08:30] Time for Toga.
[00:08:32] And for him to cry.
[00:08:34] Oh yeah.
[00:08:36] Toga's birthday is August 7th, making her another dramatic ass fire sign.
[00:08:42] Leo.
[00:08:42] Leo.
[00:08:43] She is such a Leo.
[00:08:44] Oh my God.
[00:08:45] She is one of my people.
[00:08:46] Oh yeah.
[00:08:47] And Leo is ruled by the sun.
[00:08:49] So yeah.
[00:08:51] Um, it makes me incredibly happy that she's a Leo.
[00:08:54] Just like you.
[00:08:55] All Leos are amazing.
[00:08:57] Yes.
[00:08:57] And I would take no questions.
[00:09:00] Except for gentle criminal, but he's a cuss.
[00:09:03] So.
[00:09:04] He's a Leo man.
[00:09:06] Yes.
[00:09:06] Sort of.
[00:09:06] Yes.
[00:09:07] Yes.
[00:09:08] Yes.
[00:09:09] Okay.
[00:09:09] He's on the Virgo side.
[00:09:10] So.
[00:09:11] Yes.
[00:09:11] Okay.
[00:09:12] Definitely.
[00:09:13] Definitely an interesting combination right there.
[00:09:15] Yes.
[00:09:16] And a bitch.
[00:09:17] Stupid.
[00:09:19] Okay.
[00:09:19] I'm done.
[00:09:20] Give me two seconds.
[00:09:22] Give me two seconds.
[00:09:22] Cause Spartan needs to go outside.
[00:09:23] No worries.
[00:09:24] Spartan.
[00:09:25] I'm hungry.
[00:09:27] I know I'm starving.
[00:09:29] Oh my God.
[00:09:29] Carbonara.
[00:09:30] Oh.
[00:09:31] Oh.
[00:09:32] I want bacon.
[00:09:33] Yes.
[00:09:34] Adding bacon to the grocery list.
[00:09:35] Yes.
[00:09:36] What?
[00:09:38] For some reason I'm craving chicken piccata.
[00:09:41] It's ridiculous.
[00:09:42] Those damn capers.
[00:09:44] I should just get capers and put them on my pasta.
[00:09:47] Why not?
[00:09:47] I don't know.
[00:09:49] I don't even know.
[00:09:50] What even is a caper?
[00:09:51] Okay.
[00:09:52] I'm like a legume?
[00:09:52] Like a pea?
[00:09:54] I don't know.
[00:09:54] I'm guessing.
[00:09:55] This is all being recorded.
[00:09:59] God, you're right.
[00:10:01] Just sound bite.
[00:10:02] Like a pig?
[00:10:04] Oh my God.
[00:10:05] Well, now I need to know.
[00:10:06] One second.
[00:10:08] I thought it was fish.
[00:10:09] I don't think it's fish.
[00:10:11] No, it's a, um, they are like a very, very tiny fruit.
[00:10:15] They're like a bud.
[00:10:17] I think they're a flower bud.
[00:10:19] Okay.
[00:10:19] A flower of what?
[00:10:21] Caparis spinosa, the caper bush, also called Flinders rose.
[00:10:26] Who the fuck is Flinders?
[00:10:27] I don't know.
[00:10:28] Ask Wikipedia.
[00:10:30] Anyway.
[00:10:31] Where the fuck were we?
[00:10:33] Continuing.
[00:10:34] Um, as mentioned above, fire signs are all about action and passion.
[00:10:40] Hmm.
[00:10:41] Well, Toga's definitely passionate about a lot of things, including Izuku and Ochako and blood.
[00:10:48] So much passion overflowing.
[00:10:51] So, um, she's here.
[00:10:53] She's there for a good time.
[00:10:55] Not for a long time.
[00:10:56] And honestly, stop.
[00:10:58] For her.
[00:10:59] No.
[00:11:01] You're welcome.
[00:11:03] Fuck you.
[00:11:03] Spoilers.
[00:11:04] Oh, I hate that.
[00:11:07] Spoilers for the end of season seven.
[00:11:11] Oh, God.
[00:11:13] Horcoshi, I'll never forgive you.
[00:11:15] Actually, I feel like she's not technically dead yet.
[00:11:17] I wouldn't know.
[00:11:19] I haven't watched the episode.
[00:11:22] So Leo is the only sign ruled by the sun as we should.
[00:11:27] Um, the sun sign basically burns to give life and energy to those around it.
[00:11:33] Uh.
[00:11:34] Uh.
[00:11:35] Uh.
[00:11:36] What can Toga's crook do?
[00:11:38] That emotionally devastated fern?
[00:11:41] Uh.
[00:11:44] Uh.
[00:11:46] I don't have words.
[00:11:48] Just, uh.
[00:11:49] Uh.
[00:11:50] Uh.
[00:11:51] I'm not.
[00:11:52] Happy.
[00:11:53] Orkoshi.
[00:11:53] Orkoshi.
[00:11:55] I'm in your walls.
[00:11:57] Orkoshi.
[00:11:59] Orkoshi.
[00:11:59] Homophobic bitch.
[00:12:01] And or the industry.
[00:12:03] Mm-hmm.
[00:12:04] So, strengths and weakness fifth.
[00:12:08] Strengths.
[00:12:10] Creative.
[00:12:11] Passionate.
[00:12:11] Generous.
[00:12:12] Warm-hearted.
[00:12:14] Cheerful.
[00:12:15] Humorous.
[00:12:16] Check.
[00:12:17] So, to definitely all of you.
[00:12:20] Creative in her way of using her quirk.
[00:12:23] Passionate above- about all of the above things.
[00:12:26] Generous to her friends.
[00:12:28] And murder.
[00:12:29] Mm-hmm.
[00:12:30] Cheerful.
[00:12:31] Sassy.
[00:12:32] Funny.
[00:12:33] Warm-hearted because she has warm blood.
[00:12:35] Yes.
[00:12:36] She's a good girl!
[00:12:38] She just needed a therapist.
[00:12:41] And so did her parents.
[00:12:43] Fuck them.
[00:12:44] She just needed a girlfriend.
[00:12:47] So, weaknesses.
[00:12:49] Arrogant.
[00:12:50] Stubborn.
[00:12:51] Self-centered.
[00:12:52] Lazy.
[00:12:53] And inflexible.
[00:12:54] Yeah.
[00:12:55] Um, so to definitely please accept lazy and inflexible.
[00:13:00] Oh, she's definitely not lazy.
[00:13:01] No.
[00:13:02] She can definitely be arrogant and stubborn about the things she likes.
[00:13:06] Self-centered in her need for blood.
[00:13:09] Blood.
[00:13:09] Yeah.
[00:13:10] She's definitely got the whole, like, I have trouble understanding how my words and
[00:13:16] actions impact others.
[00:13:18] Yep.
[00:13:19] Yep.
[00:13:19] She needs a- she needs a refresher course.
[00:13:21] Actually, she is a little inflexible when it comes to Izuku and Ochako.
[00:13:26] Yeah.
[00:13:27] She, uh, she fixates.
[00:13:28] Yep.
[00:13:29] So, likes and dislikes.
[00:13:32] Likes.
[00:13:32] Theater.
[00:13:33] Aww.
[00:13:34] Taking holidays.
[00:13:35] Being admired.
[00:13:37] Expensive things.
[00:13:38] Bright colors.
[00:13:39] Fun with friends.
[00:13:40] Where was her island holiday?
[00:13:44] It was with- it was with Garangorka when she had her heart broken multiple times.
[00:13:49] Shut the fuck up!
[00:13:51] I hate this!
[00:13:53] She does like being admired.
[00:13:55] Oh yeah.
[00:13:56] Like, her whole fucking arc.
[00:13:58] Yep.
[00:13:58] She wants to be liked.
[00:14:00] Yep.
[00:14:01] Mm-hmm.
[00:14:01] And I know she's got a taste for expensive things.
[00:14:04] Oh yeah, she got so excited because she got a peacoat.
[00:14:07] Mm-hmm.
[00:14:08] Peacoat.
[00:14:08] Yes.
[00:14:09] So dislikes.
[00:14:11] Being ignored.
[00:14:12] Check.
[00:14:13] Facing difficult reality.
[00:14:16] Check.
[00:14:18] Not being like a king or queen.
[00:14:21] Check.
[00:14:21] Yeah, yeah, kinda, kinda.
[00:14:24] She wants the, uh, she wants a return on her obsession.
[00:14:29] Yes.
[00:14:30] She wants to be allowed to be obsessed.
[00:14:33] Mm-hmm.
[00:14:34] She wants everybody to calm the fuck down about it.
[00:14:36] Yeah, yeah.
[00:14:37] Yep.
[00:14:38] So in conclusion, Toga's a sassy Leo and Horikoshi hates us specifically Fern.
[00:14:44] Yeah.
[00:14:44] He hates me specifically.
[00:14:47] Specifically.
[00:14:48] It's not me anymore!
[00:14:49] Ugh!
[00:14:50] I mean, it's coming.
[00:14:52] Dobby's next.
[00:14:53] Sure.
[00:14:54] Oh, this'll be fun.
[00:14:55] It's gonna hurt me personally.
[00:14:57] Yeah.
[00:14:58] Yes, it is actually.
[00:14:59] Oh, no!
[00:15:01] So finally, it is Dobby's turn.
[00:15:04] His birthday is January 18th.
[00:15:06] That makes Dobby a Capricorn.
[00:15:08] Oh, that makes sense.
[00:15:10] Capricorns are Earth signs ruled by Saturn.
[00:15:14] Dobby is surrounded by fire signs and it is hilarious that he is the Earth sign of the group.
[00:15:20] Oh my God.
[00:15:21] And he has fire.
[00:15:22] Mm-hmm.
[00:15:23] That is amazing.
[00:15:25] I love it.
[00:15:26] He's such a Capricorn though.
[00:15:27] So Earth signs are known for being stiff and unmovable.
[00:15:33] Oh gee!
[00:15:34] They are the practical signs that value material things, hard work, and know how to plan and put into action.
[00:15:42] AKA bossy as fuck.
[00:15:45] AKA he had everything down, including the videography.
[00:15:52] Well, this describes Dobby to a team.
[00:15:55] He has a plan and is going to make sure he succeeds in any way necessary.
[00:16:01] Mm-hmm.
[00:16:01] He works hard for his goal and makes use of that around him to get his way.
[00:16:05] He watches and perfects his plans and executes it to perfection.
[00:16:10] As he should, honestly.
[00:16:12] A king.
[00:16:13] As he should.
[00:16:14] Become a thermonuclear bomb.
[00:16:16] He worked hard at it.
[00:16:18] He worked very, very hard.
[00:16:20] So Saturn is the ruling planet of Capricorn and Aquarius also.
[00:16:25] Um, so Saturn is the planet that connects the old with the new and the tradition with the modern.
[00:16:31] Dobby is the connection between the old way of the Todoroki family and the catalyst for the new Todoroki family.
[00:16:38] Big time!
[00:16:40] Oh, Toya.
[00:16:42] Oh.
[00:16:43] Oh boy.
[00:16:44] Oh Toya.
[00:16:46] Poor boy.
[00:16:47] Um, he is also a literal change.
[00:16:50] No one could recognize who he was.
[00:16:53] Mm-hmm.
[00:16:54] Mm-hmm.
[00:16:55] Also, speaking of traditional slash modern, he's the oldest child slash oldest son.
[00:17:02] And according to tradition, he is supposed to be the one carrying on his father's legacy,
[00:17:08] which is part of why he hates Shoto's general existence because Shoto quote unquote stole his birthright.
[00:17:15] Ow.
[00:17:16] Yep.
[00:17:17] Stupid, stupid boy.
[00:17:20] Yep.
[00:17:20] You could go modern, Toya.
[00:17:22] It's fine.
[00:17:24] Mm-hmm.
[00:17:25] Ugh.
[00:17:25] Uh, he clings.
[00:17:27] He clings so hard.
[00:17:29] Velcro.
[00:17:30] Stubborn.
[00:17:31] Strengths and weaknesses.
[00:17:33] Strengths.
[00:17:34] Responsible.
[00:17:35] No.
[00:17:36] Self-control.
[00:17:37] Good managers.
[00:17:39] Well, yeah, yeah.
[00:17:40] Well, he is definitely responsible.
[00:17:42] He always finishes with tasks set forth, so.
[00:17:45] Yeah, I can kind of see that in a way.
[00:17:48] Like, if you tell him to do something, he is going to do it.
[00:17:51] He's going to do it his way.
[00:17:52] But he's going to do it.
[00:17:53] And he's going to complain about it.
[00:17:54] Yeah.
[00:17:55] He will do it though.
[00:17:56] Um, he is disciplined and he has good self-control.
[00:17:59] Good enough to put off his plan until the perfect timing.
[00:18:04] Yeah.
[00:18:05] Yeah, that's true.
[00:18:06] He definitely has moments where he loses it a little bit.
[00:18:09] But, but yeah, for the most part, he's got pretty, too much self-control actually.
[00:18:12] That's probably why he cracks so hard.
[00:18:15] Yes.
[00:18:15] Literally.
[00:18:16] Yes.
[00:18:17] Also.
[00:18:17] He has a lot of self-control.
[00:18:19] Yeah.
[00:18:19] And he's also a good manager because he like set Toga, like, not set her straight, but
[00:18:26] like really aimed her at her goals, which led to his goals.
[00:18:31] Mm-hmm.
[00:18:31] And the realm of murder and mayhem.
[00:18:33] So, yes.
[00:18:34] Yeah, exactly.
[00:18:35] So we missed this.
[00:18:36] They had their little meeting.
[00:18:37] Know it all?
[00:18:39] Unforgiving.
[00:18:41] Condescending.
[00:18:42] And expecting the worst.
[00:18:44] And this is perfection.
[00:18:47] That's so funny.
[00:18:48] He just got read for filth.
[00:18:50] Oh, yeah.
[00:18:52] Check, check, check, check.
[00:18:54] They're all getting read for filth.
[00:18:56] They are.
[00:18:56] Oh, yeah.
[00:18:57] I love these so much.
[00:18:59] They end up being so, so accurate somehow.
[00:19:02] So likes and dislikes.
[00:19:04] These had me giggling.
[00:19:06] Likes.
[00:19:07] Family.
[00:19:08] Ouch.
[00:19:09] Tradition.
[00:19:10] Music.
[00:19:11] He do be dancing.
[00:19:13] Mm-hmm.
[00:19:14] Understated status.
[00:19:15] So he doesn't like to be perceived.
[00:19:17] Yes.
[00:19:18] And quality craftsmanship.
[00:19:20] Oh, he's like old money.
[00:19:22] Oh, yeah.
[00:19:23] Mm-hmm.
[00:19:24] Mm-hmm.
[00:19:25] I mean, it makes sense.
[00:19:26] Bougie, bougie.
[00:19:27] It makes sense.
[00:19:28] Very.
[00:19:29] But the family one.
[00:19:31] The family one.
[00:19:35] So dislikes.
[00:19:37] Almost everything at some point.
[00:19:39] Yeah.
[00:19:40] Yep.
[00:19:41] Yeah.
[00:19:44] That's it.
[00:19:46] So, in conclusion, Dobby is the sassy earth side with the dramatic flair of his fire sign friends.
[00:19:53] They definitely influenced his flair for the dramatic.
[00:19:57] Mm-hmm.
[00:19:58] Oh, yeah.
[00:19:58] Mm-hmm.
[00:19:58] Oh, he's got some Mars in his chart somewhere.
[00:20:01] Oh.
[00:20:02] Oh, yeah.
[00:20:03] Gotta be.
[00:20:03] Yes.
[00:20:04] Yep.
[00:20:08] So, now hero scopes.
[00:20:11] Oh, this is gonna be good.
[00:20:12] So, Ares, don't worry about probing too deeply today, Ares.
[00:20:17] Trust people like you normally would.
[00:20:19] You will find that things go much more smoothly if you approach them from a neutral or positive and not accusatory position.
[00:20:29] Did Guru Giri write that?
[00:20:32] That sounds like something Guru Giri wrote on a sticky note and stuck to the bathroom mirror.
[00:20:37] Yep.
[00:20:38] Listen to the people you care about the most.
[00:20:42] They're trying to convey important information.
[00:20:45] You might not want to hear it now, but in the long run, it's in everyone's best interest that you do.
[00:20:53] Oh.
[00:20:54] Oh.
[00:20:55] Was this written for the final, final battle?
[00:20:58] Right?
[00:20:58] Right?
[00:20:59] Holy shit.
[00:21:00] So, that is.
[00:21:00] That was a good one.
[00:21:01] Good job.
[00:21:02] Now we're going to Leo, so this is also mine.
[00:21:05] Leo, don't let fear of failure or fear of success hold you back, Leo.
[00:21:10] Even though you may feel a natural tendency to want to shrink into the background and take the easiest route, you might be sacrificing your true purpose when you do.
[00:21:19] Hmm.
[00:21:20] Become the leader instead of following the leader.
[00:21:23] Rid yourself of all fear and take control of your destiny.
[00:21:26] Be gay.
[00:21:26] Okay.
[00:21:27] Big gay do crime.
[00:21:29] Big gay do crime.
[00:21:31] Yes.
[00:21:32] Yes, please.
[00:21:34] Do it.
[00:21:35] And now, Capricorn, there's a great deal of power to your words today, Capricorn.
[00:21:40] Ah!
[00:21:41] So be careful how you use them.
[00:21:43] You may end up manipulating another's choice if you aren't careful.
[00:21:47] Oh gee!
[00:21:48] With your conduct.
[00:21:49] Make sure you give others the freedom and empowerment to decide things for themselves.
[00:21:54] Be open and honest about all the facts that might influence their decisions in any way.
[00:22:00] Oh!
[00:22:01] So sassy!
[00:22:05] Speak truth to power, baby!
[00:22:07] Oh, that was amazing.
[00:22:09] You did so good.
[00:22:11] Thank you so much.
[00:22:12] I finished these at one in the morning.
[00:22:15] Girl!
[00:22:16] That does not surprise me at all!
[00:22:18] It's fine, okay?
[00:22:21] They got done and that's the important thing.
[00:22:24] Amen!
[00:22:24] Oh my god.
[00:22:26] Any final comments?
[00:22:27] Uh, I missed these.
[00:22:30] These are fun.
[00:22:31] Ugh!
[00:22:32] I love that they all just got absolutely roasted with the truth.
[00:22:40] Also, my face hurts from smiling and laughing.
[00:22:43] Aw!
[00:22:44] You're welcome.
[00:22:44] That's a good problem to have.
[00:22:46] I know, but ow!
[00:22:47] Okay.
[00:22:48] I would like to wish all of our listeners a happy, spooky Halloween!
[00:22:53] With this, we conclude the special episode of my Villainscopes.
[00:22:58] Mm-hmm!
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